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Song Parodies -> "Now I'm Sixty-Four"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm Sixty-Four"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Now I'm Sixty-Four"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

Now that I'm older gray in my hair
And my ears went south
Elbows will be bending with some pals of mine
Birthday greetings, boggle my mind

If I pass out while taking a pee
Would you mop the floor
Will you still please me
Will you just freeze me
Now I'm sixty-four

I'll be colder soon
And if it seems absurd
I will say boo-hoo

I could be happy tending the booze
When the Sprite's all gone
I can hit it better by the fireside
Comes the morning out with the tide
Blends from my garden, diggin' my weed
Who could ask for more
Will you still please me
Will you just freeze me
Now I'm sixty-four

In the summer I can spend time yachting, out for miles at night
If the way is clear
I shall limp the waves
And if I'm lost at sea
Ver-i-fy my age

Send out the Coast Guard, toss me a line
Waiting on the crew
Calculate exactly what the scene displays
I'm sincerely, chasing the waves

My prayers were answered
All nice and warm
Yours, forever more
Will you still please me
Will you just freeze me
Now I'm sixty-four

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Melanie Lee - October 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Cute stuff. My brother turned 64 last month, and he might appreciate this. 5-4-5.
Patrick - October 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Now I know what I have in store, should I make it to sixty-four. If weed is what I need, will you share some seed.

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