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Song Parodies -> "K129"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"K129"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

In 1968, a Soviet Golf-Class missile boat went rogue and trying to pose as a Chinese sub attempted to launch a 1MT missile (SS-N-5/R21) at Pearl Harbor. It sunk under mysterious circumstances, but the hatch was open. The book "Red Star Rogue" covers this, but also the movie "Phantom" which is available at Walmart or for rent with Redbox (Ed Harris as Captain). The wreck sank to over 15,000 ft deep in the Pacific and way off course (missile had range of 850 miles). The covert Glomar Explorer recovered her and at least 1 missile. From that report, now declassified, most of the crew died around the missile tube and in the torpedo room. Someone had taken over the boat but the crew appears to have prevented the launch as the missile blew in the tube, sinking K129.
Red design
Red design

Golf-Class prime
Golf-Class prime

K129
Hatched N-5
Launch went LIVE
Crew fought-died

So Pearl Harbor survived

[Thank God no second time!]



Note: I was just 4 years old in 1968. Had the boat succeeded in the lauch and faked Chinese signature, the US would have nuked China allowing the USSR to sit back and watch one enemy destroyed and another weakened.

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Patrick - August 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Amazing story. Who knows what other secrets are still out there to be revealed? That's why I think the embassy closings were just a publicity stunt to build public support for the keyhole peepers.

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