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Song Parodies -> "A Third Girl Dies"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Third Girl Dies"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

A third unidentified teen girl from Asiana Flight 214 has died as a result of being run-over by a firetruck the day of the air crash. Her name is being witheld out of respect for her parents. Apparently, she was ejected after the tail came off and landed on the tarmac still alive, but injured. Firefighting trucks accidentally sprayed her with foam and so the firetruck did not see her in their rush to the scene and ran her over. She remained in critical condition until she died Friday- the third victim. 6 were ejected: 3 teen girls and 3 flight attendants that survived b/c they were strapped in to their seats. Sad.
Victim dies
Victim dies

Plane crash tied
Plane crash tied

Tail collide
Throw outside
Firetruck slide
(was) Still aliveā€¦

Cause of death scrutinized

[In foam, not realized]

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Rob Alberts - July 15, 2013 - Report this comment
I have to give you minus 5's for this sorry effort. And deduct 5 parodies, so on my scorecard, you now have 2045 and not 2050

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