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Song Parodies -> "Blood Spills"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Blood Spills"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Part of the DC New 52 is Katana (aka Tatsu Toro) who wields an ancient sword called the "Soultaker", first out oif revenge for the deaths of her husband Maseo and her children, but later against the Yakuza, the Dagger Clan, and enemies in America. The sword stores all the souls of everyone killed by it and this sometimes help Tatsu defeat enemies as she has a psychic link to it. Since it holds both the spirits of good and evil she is torn between revenge and justice.
Dead Maseo still haunts you
He knows you love him still
Your “Soultaker” is the lifeline
It absorbs the souls it kills

14th century evil
But you are not to blame
Takeo killed your master
“Katana” became your name

Fight on forever and forever
Thrust through Yakuza hearts
When the “Dagger Clan” bands together
Tatsu, tear them all apart

The Coil Blade cannot harm you
Enemy screams fill the air
Wield the sharp blade young Tatsu Toro
Make it easy for them to fear you
Your “dance of death” is so entrancing
Kill them all- at will
Blood spills

The Blade will always guide you
Bend to your vengeful will

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Total Votes: 12

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Don Sparks - May 11, 2013 - Report this comment
what's a coil blade???
Rob Arndt - May 11, 2013 - Report this comment
A ribbon blade like a whip, needs to be flicked with the wrist and takes a lot of practice to snare an enemy and then peel the flesh away!

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