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Song Parodies -> "When You're 64 (Duet with Chico and Mrs. Romani)"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm 64"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"When You're 64 (Duet with Chico and Mrs. Romani)"

Parody Written by:

Harpo Weezey

The Lyrics

This is based on a thing I love called Papa Romani. I made a duet with Chico Marx and Mrs. Romani (aka Mama) when I heard my mom sing "When I'm 64" in the bathroom. Warning: Contains insulting things to say to your mother
Mrs. Romani:
Oh Chicolini
I-a-need you
Can you do this now?
Please-a-go and get-a-me a pizza please.
Some ice cream and chocolate cake.
If you-a-do it, I'll-a-be glad
Yes, I do need more
Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
When I'm 64?
Mama, that's no good!
Mama: Aaaaaaaah
Chico: Oh, do not say the word
I won't stay with you
Mama: Why?
Chico: You see, I gotta go!

Please, Harpo needs me
Do you know why?
We're playing a prank
On a guy named Frank and I don't need you now
You alone-a-makes-me proud
You are not happy
You are too fat
Who could ask for more?
Mama Romani
I will not feed you
You're Not 64!

Mama: Oh!

What did you-a-say to me
Oh I'm-a-ang-a-ry now
Oh, datsa no good
Don't call-a-me fat
You don't-a-understand
I am very old!
I do not care if you call me fat
I care if you don't

Chico: I-a-don't-a-care-what you mean to say
Because I am having a bay day!
Have-a-no answers, have-a-no forms
I-a-don't need more
I will not need you
I will not feed you
When You're 64!

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