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Song Parodies -> "F-35"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"F-35"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Lockheed-Martin F-35 Lightning II has been delayed for years due to a faulty electrical system, corrupted displays which do cause the helmet sight-system to become blinded, and a RR lift fan that sometimes malfunctions (which is highly dangerous for a transitional flight aircraft). IOC has been pushed back continually and the original contract for the USAF, USMC, USN, and RN has been reduced. I wonder if it will end-up like the F-22 with just a small amount produced that does nothing to replace the aging inventory of 1970s-'90s military fighters and strike aircraft the US possesses. As it was early on the F-35 lost the 27mm Mauser BK-27 cannon for an indigenous revolver cannon and the three variants for the USAF, USMC/USN, and RN ran into commanality problems. What good is the strike version that carrier JDAMs but ony 2x AIM-120 AMRAAMs for self defense (along with 1 gun)??? Will UCAVs have to escort it and do the jamming as well over targets??? Another bird that should be scrapped...
Lockheed tries
Lockheed tries

Still can't fly
Still can't fly

Electrics fried
Display binds
Helmet blind
Lift fan dies

13 years since first flight

[LM is mystified]

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Pacin' Jason - April 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Absolutely hilarious. This is the essence of parody. I think you're ready for a big-time OS, like "I Put a Spell On You."

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