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Song Parodies -> "When I'm Eighty-Four"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm Sixty-Four"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"When I'm Eighty-Four"

Parody Written by:

Al Silver

The Lyrics

Now that I’m older – seventy-eight,
I don’t have a care,
Pardon me if you should see me on a toot,
All-night benders in a pink suit.

I have a certain longevity:
Only six years more.
Will you still hug me, will you still drug me,
When I’m eighty-four?

Makes you feel real good.
I could have a ball.

I should be eating animal fat,
Kale does no more good.
Make me a nice dessert of Flexeril,
Ev’ry day a new-colored pill.

Downing a Xanax, puffing on weed,
Sleeping with a whore,
Will you still hug me, will you still drug me,
When I’m eighty-four?

You can mix my Smirnoff with diazepam
For that extra kick, if we’re out of horse.
What the hell’s the diff?
One nostril for cocaine,
One for glue to sniff.

Anti-depressants, pain-killers, too,
I must ask of you.
We can get delivery from 9 to 3,
Courtesy of Sam’s Pharmacy.

Years that are golden should be a joy,
Not a sober bore.
Will you still hug me, will you still drug me,
When I’m eighty-four?

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Total Votes: 11

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Dave W. - March 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Al - You had me chuckling right off the bat with the first verse.. I love this melody and how you made it come to life again ...I would love to see an answer song or flip it around...I wonder, are there any?
John Barry - March 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Educational, thanks.
Lifeliver - March 26, 2013 - Report this comment
I wish you many more years of depravity, chemically induced or otherwise.
John Lomain - March 26, 2013 - Report this comment
The parody that had to happen, 5's
Dr Giorgio Coniglio - March 30, 2016 - Report this comment
A hoot from an old coot.
Claude Prez - September 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Another fave for my list, Aging section
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - September 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Claude; Glad you came across this one. Check out Al's entire repertoire; his parodies are all masterful.

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