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Song Parodies -> "New "Runs" 4-Ply!!!"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"New "Runs" 4-Ply!!!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Quilted Northern toilet paper arrived in the 1920s and then introduced the first sterilized toilet paper in the 1930s. By the 1960s QN introduced 2-ply toilet paper as standard. In modern times QN has introduced 3-ply toilet paper (Ultra Plush) with an "Innerlux" layer for added absorbency but still had consumers requesting a stronger toilet paper to counter the "runs." QN has responded with the first consumer ADTP (Anti-Diarrhea Toilet Paper)- a 4-layer mega-absorbency type guaranteed to clean up the worst messes! No word on what the 4th layer is made of, only that it is a reinforcement of the other 3 layers! The product will be on the market soon.
Made 2-ply
Made 2-ply

Then 3-ply
Then 3-ply

Now 4-ply
"Runs" reply
Sphincter dry
Will satisfy (Oh yeah)

Quilted Northern still strives!

[ADTP-clean pride]
Note: the company is also looking into "after-wipe" moisturizing and cleansing disposable pads as part of the anti-diarrhea campaign

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - February 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Tricky short run on a TP
Rob Arndt - February 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Do you think Cornholio would be proud? ("ADTP for my bunghole!!!")

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