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Song Parodies -> "New "Star Wars" Thrives"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"New "Star Wars" Thrives"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Disney has announced that along with it's 2015 start of the new "Star Wars" trilogy it is allowing writers to submit screenplays for single, stand-alone SW movies during the same timeframe of 2015-2021 using the same characters of the new trilogy. Michael Arndt is writing for Number VII to be directed by J.J. Abrams while Lawrence Kasdan is already writing a stand-alone movie screenplay!
Big surprise!
Big surprise!

"Star Wars" thrives
"Star Wars" thrives

Singles fine
Beyond IX
At same time
Disney kind?

Franchise is still alive!

[Merchandising- BIG TIME!!!]
Note: Am jealous b/c my own private SW trilogy based on Lucas' original title of "Journal of the Whills" and set 25,000 BBY cannot be adapted for the big screen nor even sold. By law I am only allowed a single copy of each book and cannot distribute them, even for non-monetary gain. I have far more characters than Lucas' trilogies and my origins I think are much better. My version is not PG-13 though, leaning more towards realistic violence and some light sex. I have a ton of new vehicles, starships, and weapons galore. I might be able to get away with telling my stories through parody songs but it would be extremely difficult due to lengths of each book, each chapter. I also want to tell it with one artist and that would be Lady Gaga who has over 100 songs counting non-released. Matching each chapter to a song in sequence would be really hard... but I might attempt it. However, my last attempt using Keats "Edymion" to tell the story of the German soldier's plight from pre-WW2 to 1945 has already stalled at "Oblivion #5". I am at 1944 and need 7 more parodies to cover 17 mos and reflections. I went too fast and exhausted the full potential of every year in that series :(

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Old Man Ribber - February 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - I've heard the new trilogy will introduce Anikin Skywalker's Sith Lord great-granddaughter....Ella Vader! ;D
Patrick - February 08, 2013 - Report this comment
And what about his English butler who, during his younger days, used to refer to him as "Master Vader"?
Rob Arndt - February 10, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks guys! Am still debating on whether or not I should attempt to start wrinting about my own "Star Wars" trilogy with short chapter summaries and tailored OS from Gaga... TBD

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