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Song Parodies -> "Can't See My Anondria"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Buy Me Love"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Can't See My Anondria"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Can't see my Anondria
Anondria (hell yeah)
can't find my Anondria

i'll buy you a diamond ring
my sister if you say you shag me so
if you like to see the Cleveland teams
then i'll be a Maple Leaf
I don't freaking care or too many homies
money can't buy me Anondria

Can't buy my Anondria
Can't buy my Anondria

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'll like to see Red Ant round my house
cuz I am from Basingstoke
would what Anondria think if i think i'll
love her so
but i don't care too bloody much for homie
money can't buy me Anondria

Anondria, you're a Geordie

Oh, can't buy me Anondria
Anondria, Anondria
can't buy me Anondria
no, no, no, no, nooooooo

I wish you had Fiona Apple right up your ass
if you sang to me 'Criminal' then i vomit up my ass
these days are just the loneliest days in Basingstoke
Anondria, please do me a Erdington accent
cos i love and snog you so

Can't buy me Anondria
can't buy me Anondria
can't buy me Anondria
Anondria, oh

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anondria - October 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Normally I would appreciate the thought, but an attack parody by someone who has evaded bans twice and admitted to it publicly crosses the line. Not even going to dignify this with a vote.
Anondria - October 11, 2012 - Report this comment
And to think you are in love with me. You have no idea what I am like IRL (not telling), and Geordie? Really? I live in the US in a place known for the oil industry.
Anondria In Merseyside - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
so are U a Beatles fan
Anondria - October 16, 2012 - Report this comment
If The Heart Skips A Beat, Then Please Go Away And Quote Basil Brush - October 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Anondria, what does 'lolwut' mean

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