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Song Parodies -> "Dennis Miller for President"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dennis Miller for President"

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The Lyrics

In case you do not know this, Dennis Miller was very popular during the 80's on Saturday Night Live. In recent years however, he has re-emerged as a right-wing Republican speaker. If you go on his Facebook page, some people actually want him to run for president!
(Riff is played)
Here is the "Right" solution,
He is very handsome,
He is very well-known,
He has hair that is ten-feet tall,
Please keep your distance, you can't touch him at all!

(Riff is played)
He won't shut his mouth,
He won't listen to reason,
He won't take a message,
He won't stop promoting,
He says:"The war on women is all fake!"
Girls drop dead from love, cause that is all that it takes!

Dennis Miller is you man,
Vote for him!

(Riff is played)

He hates Obama,
He hates Medicare spending,
He hates stupid liberals,
He hates sparing insects,
He hates it when you agree with him,
Please give him your patience even if it is thin!

Dennis Miller is your man,
Vote for him!

(Riff is played)

He was picked on in school,
He was a frat member,
He was a journalist major,
He was doing stand-up,
He was doing bad, shameful things,
Just give him some credit because now he has wings!

Dennis Miller is your man,
Vote for him!

( Riff is played, then end)
Sorry, I had to write this. I have a crush on him, even though I am just a slutty liberal! ;)

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Patrick - October 08, 2012 - Report this comment
At last, an alternative to Barack Romney. The Iranian press picked up a story saying that rural Americans would rather vote for Ahmedinejad that Obama. Then they found out it was from a satirical publication. I thought, "What do you mean, satire?".

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