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Song Parodies -> "Yesterday (D.IX Cocktail)"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Yesterday (D.IX Cocktail)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The D.IX wonder drug of 1945 was invented in Kiel for midget sub crews to keep them alert and functioning for long periods of time while waiting for a target to attack. However, the SS took over production and modified the mix with cocaine, pain killers, and methamphetamines + other classified ingredients to turn German soldiers into robotic zombies capable of marching 55 miles a day with full gear and still be able to fight at the front. D.IX was tested at Dachau on prisoners and then the initial batch of 10,000 pills were produced before the end of the war. Some were given to Waffen SS troops on the Ostfront with awesome results. Many soldiers lost all fear of the enemy and walked right into fire, using their weapons to mow down troops even as they took multiple hits to vital organs and the head! Some were even technically dead and still firing when they collapsed! The Soviets kept this hushed up until the 2000s when the American Journal of Medicine published reports of the classified drug, omitting several key ingredients to prevent new manufacture!!!
Yesterday, fifty-five miles seemed so far away
D.IX inside me where it will stay
Oh, all the Reds I’m gonna slay

Suddenly, I'm much stronger than I used to be
Robotic, marching on endlessly
Oh, I’ll show the Red Horde no mercy

Pervatin, Eukadol, Cocaine all mixed this way
Makes me Aryan strong, iron will in drugged body

Now today, MG’s spitting rounds in fire display
Red soldiers being blown-away
Oh, I’m hit but can’t feel any pain

Pervatin, Eukadol, Cocaine all mixed this way
Makes me Aryan strong, iron will in drugged body

Now today, MG’s spitting rounds in fire display
Red soldiers being blown-away
Oh, I’m hit but can’t feel any pain

Still firing with bullets in my brain…

D.IX is insane!!!

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AFW - September 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Definitely, sounds like a weird and dangerous drug
Rob Arndt - September 28, 2012 - Report this comment
The 3 components listed above were all 5 mg but how many other components and dosages are kept secret to rpevent remanufacture! D.IX makes PCP look harmless by comparison ;-)
Nush - March 13, 2014 - Report this comment
Is there a 'song" not just lyrics?
Rob Arndt - March 13, 2014 - Report this comment
What is a song anyway? A story told through music and vocals. My parody follows the OS, rhymes, and tells another story which is outlined in the upper comments. 17 people got it and found it favorable... so WTH??? Btw, this was written nearly 2 years ago and is from the Waffen SS soldier's POV (obviously)!

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