Not only did I get a kick out of it, but now I'm starving for some Chinese food! I used to know a couple from Hong Kong who owned a restaurant, but it was a Mexican restaurant. They did Chinese food if you called in advance, though. I had my college graduation dinner there.

I eat Chinese every Monday when I can and order a #5 Cashew Chicken plate that comes with chow mein, pork fried rice, egg roll w/sweet & sour, and wonton soup for $5. But I love Mexican too and am sad that I haven't made my 9-layer dip in ages (too expensive). Unlike others that throw everything together in a huge bowl, my mom taught me to build my dip in layers on a cake platter and then use a spat to trim off the excess. I put it in the fridge for a couple of hours to thicken and you can actually slice sections like a pie to put on a plate with the chips. That way everyone has their own plate instead of sharing the bowl. YES, I cook and have my own recipe file system!!!

I enjoyed your take on this hard song to parody, good work with the title sub, RA.

Thanks Peregrin. This came about randomly. Sometimes I just pick songs and write from the top of my head whatever comes to mind!