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Song Parodies -> "12 Killed"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"12 Killed"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Delving into the mind of mass-murder James Holmes (aka The Joker) of the "Dark Knight Massacre"...
Who knew you were a Psycho?
You knew that you were ill
Committed a heinous crime
How the bullets flew, 12 killed

In the theater they saw you
“Joker” you did proclaim
But it doesn’t really matter
You’re a student gone insane

“Dark Knight Massacre” is remembered
Tore Aurora apart
Helpless audience you did slaughter
Armed killer in the dark

6000 rounds of ammo
Loud gunfire filled the air
Black-clad killer, they did fear you
But some were brave, and turned heroes
Sacrificed their lives to shelter many
They defied your will, still
12 killed…

And you can sit smug and still smile if you will (Joker)
Premeditated murder, you’re guilty as hell

[May you burn in hell- for all of those you have killed]

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 20

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Matthias - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm getting depressed reading all of these parodies that you wrote today but this is a story that I just get so behind and it tears me up so much that I just need to keep reading. This is a nightmare. The fact that we have real life villains but no real life Superheroes is a damn shame.
Rob Arndt - July 23, 2012 - Report this comment
DISCLAIMER: 7 of my 9 parodies today deal with the "Dark Knight Massacre" of 6/20 and are NOT meant to be funny at all. I chose to express myself by providing all aspects of the incident including HEROES, the gunman, and THE TRAGEDY so similar to Columbine. Please take that into consideration when rating. I suspected that few would tackle this topic, but if nobody else wants to, I have it covered ~ Rob Arndt

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