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Song Parodies -> "Lawman (Robocop)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Lawman (Robocop)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

My tribute to Robocop... Judge Dredd will come later!





Uphold the Law without mercy
Watch what you do, or enter a plea
‘Cause I'm the Lawman, yeah, I'm the Lawman

No infractions are too small
Be thankful I don't kill you all
‘Cause I'm the Lawman, yeah, I'm the Lawman

If you steal a car, you will be beat
If you try to spit, I'll break your teeth
If you get too bold, you’ll feel the heat
If you try to stalk, you’ll be dead meat

‘Cause I'm the Lawman, yeah, I'm the Lawman

The Law is worth fighting for (Also worth killin‘)
Face the Beretta M93R (3-round burst heat)
‘Cause I'm the Lawman, yeah, I'm the Lawman

Now my advice for those who lie
Don’t take the stand to testify
‘Cause I'm the Lawman, yeah, I'm the Lawman

Day or night I rule the streets

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

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Peregrin - July 05, 2012 - Report this comment
I set my Robo-5s on repeat for you Rob. And this time I called you Rob, not Phil, for an added bonus.
Porfle Popnecker - July 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Great parody! What's your name, son?
Rob Arndt - July 05, 2012 - Report this comment
The Robocop gun was actually just a Beretta M93R TMP mod, extended and ported. I fired the normal 3.3 lb version with the 20 mag. As long as you keep your arms seperated with the right thumb in the oversized trigger guard and left hand on the folding foregrip, you can maintain decent control in 3-rd burst with groupings of 4-5" at 150m with 99% accuracy for body shots! Btw, the Germans had 3-rd burst earlier with the HK VP-70Z. Both were and are still used as VIP protection weapons. For combat and HRU work everyone is using the HK MP-7 PDW now :)

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