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Song Parodies -> "Giant Girl"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Giant Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Janet Van Dyne as Wasp was killed in the real world, but in the Marvel continuem she lives on as Giant Girl who is fitted with a Pym-particle energized suit that allows her to grow hundreds of feet tall. She is part of the Avengers and her size comes in handy when fighting the bad guys- just short of the Hulk and w/o the anger issues!!! She emits the same bio-energy beams that Wasp had...
I’ve finally outgrew you
The Wasp on earth was killed
But in this alternate continuem
In this new suit-Giant Girl

From mere insect size I grew
Still had Avenger fame
It seems that SIZE really matters
And yet I feel the same

Can grow taller than a high tower
Can tear buildings apart
Love to fight with the Avengers
Always love to do my part

Hundreds of feet I can grow
My presence fills the air
Alien ships, I can swat you
As for robots, I can stomp you
Bio-energy is contained in me
Fighting is a thrill
Giant Girl

I weigh hundreds of tons, so
Bring it on, agents of evil!!!

I am
... Giant Girl

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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