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Song Parodies -> "Your Objection"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Your Objection"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


If you don't recall Andy Griffith as aging defense lawyer Ben Matlock, just remember him as Grandpa Simpson's favorite fictional character.

Here come old Matlock
He come movin' up oldly
He got new bifocals
He one hoary fella

He got water upon his knee
Got to be awoken
When he drop off to sleep

He hate the sunshine
He got throaty hiccough
He got dunkin' doughnut
He sip Folger's coffee

He say I'll help you, you hire me
One thing he can tell you is
How things used to be

Your objection is now

He bag his luncheon
He got vendor hot dog
He got mucho fiber
He munch soda crackers

He don't eat out below the trees
Hole up in his car where
You can smell the Febreze

Your objection is now

[guitar solo]

He rock a toaster
He wake early morning
He got alma mater
He one sigma delta

He say one did run and one did flee
So good in the courtroom
He cost one hundred G's

Your objection, sustained
In your dreams

Your objection, yeah
Your objection, yeah
Your objection, yeah
Your objection, yeah

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Rob Arndt - June 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Objection- leading the witless! 555!!! Liked Andy, but hated Matlock :(
Porfle Popnecker - June 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! I used to feel that way too, but after watching a season of "Matlock" the show really grew on me. Especially the episodes where Don Knotts plays his neighbor.
Callmelennie - June 11, 2012 - Report this comment
You owe me for one spewed on computer keyboard, Porfle. I lost it reading "Here come old Matlock"
Rob Arndt - June 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Some actors make great pairs- never knew Don was with Andy in "Matlock"! Victor French followed Michael Landon from "Little House on the Prairie" to "Highway to Heaven". Great partnership that "Touch by an Angel" never had IMHO...
AFW - June 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah, Andy's the greatest...what a career he had
AFW - June 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah, good old Andy, what a career he had..
Porfle Popnecker - June 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Lennie--always glad to get that reaction! Rob--yeah, Andy and Don were great together on "Matlock." Agree also about Landon and French. Remember the "Highway to Heaven" episode where Landon got to be the Teenage Werewolf again? AFW--agreed, not only in TV but in classic films such as "A Face in the Crowd" and "No Time For Sergeants."

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