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Song Parodies -> "Wolverine"

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Original Performer:

The Beatles

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Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Most of what he does is oozing stress
And he aches to bust and beat you

Wolverine, Wolverine, ulcer riled, claws me
So I take the long way 'round

Wolverine, talon hands, unibrow, floors me
So I try to not annoy

His sheer hostility is rippling, crippling
Those who run

Wolverine, Wolverine, meting doom, crush me
So I choose to just avoid, Wolverine

When I cannot stop his heart
I can only blow his mind, Wolverine

Wolverine, sleeping moose, snoring clod, taunts me
So I fill his shorts with mud, Wolverine

Hmm hmm hmm...galls me
So I shave a baldy skull for Wolverine

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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Matthias - May 29, 2012 - Report this comment
I like this Wolverine tribute. I was originally going to turn "Honey Pie" into "Wolverine" but then the "Kryptonite" idea hit me and it was too good to pass up! This is brilliant though!
Glen S - May 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Good use of not really much song. I like the mood of this, and the 'sleeping moose, snoring clod' line stood out especially.
Rob Arndt - May 29, 2012 - Report this comment
I love Adamantium, so- 555 strikes with the Wolverine claws!!! I haven't done X-Men nor Fantastic 4 yet...
Porfle Popnecker - May 29, 2012 - Report this comment
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