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Song Parodies -> "Kal-El"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Three cheers for Superman...
Convinced Jor-El betrayed you
The fault was all your own
Was confined for a lifetime
Adrift, locked into the Phantom Zone

Yet all of Krypton knew
That treason was your game
Cause of sedition and murder
And General Zod was your name

Cast out forever and forever
Criminal that was too smart
With Ursa and Non together
You had the blackest heart

And when at last he found you
For earth you did not care
Superman, he did not fear you
Fortress of Solitude, fought you
Took away your powers easily
Power of Kal-El

Never to, Never to , Never to
“Kneel before Zod”…

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Porfle Popnecker - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh, my Zod!
Rob Arndt - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Remember "Superman 2" in the Oval Office? "Oh God..." "That's Zod!" Thanks Porfle!
Glen S - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
If you plant grass seeds in health Zod, and water them regularly, they'll grow and grow. Well done Rob, good to see you involved in the project

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