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Song Parodies -> "Everybody'd Best Scatter and Hide When Bruce Banner Gets Chunky"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody'd Best Scatter and Hide When Bruce Banner Gets Chunky"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


Thanks to TCOP for the inspiration.

Gamma kaboom, gamma consume
Gamma transform, gamma reborn

Gammas are deadly rays
Gammas cause mental craze
Gammas are radiation
Gammas cause bad mutation

Radiation, bad mutation
Everybody'd best scatter and hide
When Bruce Banner gets chunky

The bigger he grows, the madder he gets
The madder he gets, the bigger he grows
He's no fun, no fun

No fun to be increased
No fun to be a beast
No fun, his mind reduction
No fun, his blind destruction

Mind reduction, blind destruction
Everybody seek shelter inside
If the Hulk wakes up cranky

His outside is green and his inside is red
His inside is red and his outside is green
Like a plum, a plum

Ol' Green Skin's seein' red
Ol' Green Skin, smash your head
Ol' Green Skin's far from pretty
Ol' Green Skin, smash your city

Never pretty, level city
Everybody'd best heed my advice
Don't make Bruce Banner angry

Hulk smash, Hulk smash, Hulk smash, Hulk smash,
Hulk smash, Hulk smash, Hulk smash, Hulk smash...

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 10

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Matthias - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
The most debated title in this entire project. Now with an amazing parody about one of my favorite Avengers to back it up. I have my own Avenger parody up today about one that sadly didn't get his own movie: "Hawkeye"
Rob Arndt - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Hulk smash, Rob vote-555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments!
Glen S - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
HULK SMASH for the win. Well played Porf, Hulk had to be done too, and I'm glad it was done this well.
Porfle Popnecker - May 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Comment make Hulk happy!

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