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Song Parodies -> "Sgt. Friday's Just the Facts Please, Ma'am"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sgt. Friday's Just the Facts Please, Ma'am"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

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You'll probably have to be a "Dragnet" fan to get anything out of this one.

It was over sixty years ago
Sgt. Friday hit the radio
He was solving cases constantly
So the sponsors put him on TV

And now he's working hard for you
The day watch out of Homicide
Sgt. Friday's "Just the Facts Please, Ma'am"

It's Sgt. Friday's "Just the Facts Please, Ma'am"
His partner Frank has got his back
Sgt. Friday's "Just the Facts Please, Ma'am"
They're on the law and order track

Sgt. Friday's "Just the"
Sgt. Friday's "Just the"
Sgt. Friday's "Just the Facts Please, Ma'am"

"This is our lovely city
Los Angeles, C-A
The crime rate never seems to stop
I know because I have a badge
I work here, I'm a cop"

You don't really want to make him mad
Cause he'll lose his cool if you are bad
Then he'll haul you in and come unwound
With a lecture that'll burn you down

With witnesses he'll often use
The words we always love to hear
Sgt. Friday's "Just the Facts Please, Ma'am"

Jack Webb rules

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Rob Arndt - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I never watched the TV show but enjoyed the movie with Dan Aykroyd and Tom Hanks in which Friday tells the woman, "Kust the fax Maam"!!! Anyway, 555!
Rob Arndt - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
* "Just the fax Maam". Typo, typical Friday...
Glen S - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Bit before my time but I can still appreciate this, Porf. Well done, great pacing as always.
Porfle Popnecker - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments!
A fan - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
A quick skimming of the parody titles usually reveals the most outlandishly hilarious belong to you, Porfle. This is as funny as the Jack Webb/Johnny Carson skit about "The Copper Clapper Caper" (which can be enjoyed on YouTube) 555
Porfle Popnecker - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Much appreciated! I love the "Copper Clapper Caper"!
Callmelennie - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
How do you make these connections, Porfle?
Porfle Popnecker - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I was lucky this time--"Sgt. Pepper" became one of my TV heroes, Sgt. Friday, and then his catchphrase just happened to fit in with the rest of the song title!
Barry J. Mitchel - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Loved your parody and the B/W TV show. Why were the crime witnesses almost always female? "Just the facts, sir" simply doesn't resonate as well.
Porfle Popnecker - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! I guess Sgt. Friday got more info out of the ladies because he could turn on the charm with them.
Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2012 - Report this comment
I wish I'd thought of this one. Actually, I almost did, years ago, turning "Taxman" into "Facts, Ma'am."
Porfle Popnecker - May 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Joe Friday and the Beatles just naturally go together!

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