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Song Parodies -> "Evolution X"

Original Song Title:

"Revolution 1"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Evolution X"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

You're scared about our evolution
Well you know
We just want to help the world

Demanding mutant execution
Well you know
Other gauntlets have been hurled

And when you call for registration
Don't you know that you can mark us X (Men)

Don't you know there's gonna be
A fight, a fight, a fight

Professor X is for the future
Well you know
There are darker days in store

This wound is gonna need a suture
Well you know
When Magneto starts a war

With Cyclops and Jean and Ororo and Wolverine
It'll resemble no other you've ever seen

Don't you know there's gonna be
A war, a war, a war

As soon as there's a resolution
Well you know
You can thank us you're not dead

You'll celebrate the mutants you shun
Well you know
As long as they're not in your bed

With Misty and Toady and Toothy so out of hand
Only thing that we can do is to make a stand

Don't you know there's gonna be
A stand, a stand, a stand

X-Men, X-Men, X-Men, X-Men
X-Men, X-Men, X-Men, X-Men

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Rob Arndt - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Seems to be comic hero day on AIR. 555 IQ points for Xavier. And I just wish the Nazis would have killed Magneto early-on ;-D
Glen S - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice work Porf. You captured the passion and positives of the mutants, and got some good villain mentions in there with toady and toothy. I focused on Professor X and all the negatives he must have to deal with in that group. I think our parodies can coexist on the project, just like mutants and humans should.
Porfle Popnecker - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, guys!
Matthias - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Great parody about a great team of crime fighters!!! I love the X-Men and you really pulled this one off getting even some of the lesser known X-Men involved in the parody such as Ororo, Misty and Toothy!
Porfle Popnecker - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, yeah I was trying to squeeze in whoever fit the meter!

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