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Song Parodies -> "That Damn Spider"

Original Song Title:

"I'm So Tired"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"That Damn Spider"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

This is simply the most "Emo" of songs on The Beatles's "White Album" so I had to use it to do a tribute to the most "Emo" of Superheroes: Spider-Man. What triggered this is a combination of "Spider-Man 3" in which he decided to give up fighting crime but this is also song one on my "Superhero Album" the second group album collaberation on completing The Beatles "White Album" now 6 years later! If you want to join you can find it here: http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=46158.0
That damn spider
Turned me into a freak
A high glider
I miss being a geek
I wander the big city and hear these dumb kids shriek
“Oh my God!!!”

That damn spider
Gave me some webs to shoot
A crime fighter
Mary Jane’s really cute
Upside down I’ve kissed you
But I still just have to brood

Dumb suit… I’m putting it on
I’ll fight bad folks
Doc Oc’s metal arms
Hope I don’t get beat
But Green Goblin’s mean
Pumpkin bombs cheat
I've got a migraine
You know I really hope I don’t get shot
Blown up, shocked or even fried!!!

That damn spider
It made me super ripped
If I was much brighter
All of these hot babes I would get
Instead I run through alleys
And put street thugs in their crypts!

Fight crime… It just makes me yawn
I’m still broke
Turn off your alarm
I’m dealing with creeps
Venom leaves me drained
Sandman’s unique
I’m itching for days
“With great power comes great responsibility” Uncle Ben replied
But with no power means I can just slack off on my behind
I think I will just take a break and let those cops fight crime

[Spoken]
“I can do anything a spider can… I guess that means just getting squashed”

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The Brad Hatter - May 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Makes you wonder what would have happened if old Pete had been bitten by a radioactive mosquito instead ;-)
Porfle Popnecker - May 23, 2012 - Report this comment
"Skeeter Man, Skeeter Man, does whatever a skeeter can...Does he bite? Listen, bud...He is craving to suck your blood." Cool Spiderman parody!
Glen S - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Great work Matt. Great use of the OS and lots of awesome Spidey references. I was happy Venom got in there.

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