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Song Parodies -> "No More Pie"

Original Song Title:

"No Reply"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"No More Pie"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

This happened once before
When I went to the store
No more pie
They said the truck was late
And I would have to wait
Till Tuesday

I wanted pie
I wanted pie

The clerk was really dumb
I'll bet that he had some
In back

And so back home I rode
And dreamt of a la mode
Till I cried
I rummaged through the bin
Until the truth sunk in--
No more

There wasn't pie
There wasn't pie

So, desperate enough
Cookies I did stuff
In my face

I told my mom I really would die
If she failed to make a new supply
And I would do the chores that I
Ducked before, if she'd bake me one more pie

She put me on "ignore"
So I ran to the drawer
Had to try
A book of recipes
For tasty treats to please
For sure

It wasn't pie
It wasn't pie

I gave it to the pup
But he threw it up
In my face

No more pie
No more pie

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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Rob Arndt - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
There are other types of "pie" that taste much better ;-D 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, there's Frito Pie, Moon Pie, pizza pie, etc.
John Barry - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
A parody baked to perfection.
Porfle Popnecker - April 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, you've really brightened my fillings.

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