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Song Parodies -> "The Ferd"

Original Song Title:

"The Word"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Ferd"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


Stay with Ferd at Motel 3
Stay with Ferd and split the fee
Stay with Ferd, the bed is big
He's a nerd, but not a pig
The tube's fine, he's online
It's a Ferd gig

At the convention, the rooms were all filled
Then he showed up with the Dentists' Guild

Share with Ferd in one-oh-three
Share with Ferd, it's almost free
Share with Ferd, he's got a suite
He's a nerd, but very neat
Jacuzzi's a doozy
On the Ferd beat

Everyone speaks well of Ferdinand
On the internet forums, he's never banned

Stick with Ferd till half past three
Stick with Ferd, you'll get a key
Stick with Ferd, he doesn't reek
He's a nerd, but not a geek
It's okay, he's not gay
I'm a Ferd freak

Now I know Ferd, I can't stay nowhere else
Come time to leave, I just might kill myself

Live with Ferd till ninety-three
This is Ferd, completing me
It is Ferd who sets me free
And the only Ferd is he
He cooks lunch, I make punch
Me and Ferd, we

Me and Ferd, see
Me and Ferd, be
Me and Ferd, glee
Me and Fer-er-er-erd, we

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Rob Arndt - April 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Hmm... in this case, "the Ferd is the word"- haven't you heard? 555!
Porfle Popnecker - April 04, 2012 - Report this comment
I Ferd all about it!
Rob Arndt - April 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey Porfle, have you considered doing "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashman? You could use Ferd or even Nerd ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - April 04, 2012 - Report this comment
I'll ask Ferd what he thinks about it.
Glen S - April 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Fun rhyme scheme. I'm not familiar with the FERD' but I feel like I know him better now. YAY RUBBER SOUL! Gonna go check out the other one from two days ago.
Porfle Popnecker - April 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Something about "Rubber Soul", it seems to have a lot of fun songs to parody!

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