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Song Parodies -> "No Eating Light"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"No Eating Light"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Wrote this in seconds to try to show Max Power how he could have improved his parody "Big Eater". My parody deals with Competition Eating...
Fork and Knife
Fork and Knife

What a sight
What a sight

Binging might
A numbers fight
Stroke did strike
Took his life...

Comp Eating just ain't right!!!

[Loose those belts... they're too tight]

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Peter Andersson - April 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Competition eating, huh? Like in that Stephen King movie? Hmm... don't know if you like to have ideas for "I put a spell on you" suggested but "I'm one pie up on you" might be one not done yet...
Rob Arndt - April 03, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter... I did one for tomorrow!

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