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Song Parodies -> "Ya Outta Join the Klan"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ya Outta Join the Klan"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Warning: This is JUST A PARODY and not meant to be racist against any minority and not against anyone in the South either. So please exercise some tolerance. Hard to believe that in the 1920s the Ku Klux Klan had MILLIONS of members in the US and marched in Washinton D.C. It is a sad part of US History that the Confederacy that lost then started the KKK by a soldier to rebel against the authority of the Yankees (Federal Govt.) and to persecute freed slaves largely at night with terror and violence, attempting to deny them any rights at all. But after 150 years, they are largely a joke now trying to repair/reinvent their image. It is also sad that America's first blockbuster film was "Birth of a Nation"- a Klan movie.
Hey y‘all, I'll tell ya something
Lost Confederate men
Well, get out yer shotguns
Ya outta join the Klan
Ya outta join the Klan
Ya outta join the Klan

Sworn to secrecy
Stand tall again White Man
Confederacy (Yee Haw!)
We’ll take back this great land
Hooded Knights with a plan
Ya outta join the Klan

And when we hunt Coons we feel happy
Outside
In the night covered in their blood
They can't hide
They can't hide
They can't hide

Hey y‘all, I'll tell ya something
Lost Confederate men
Well, get out yer pistols
Ya outta join the Klan
Ya outta join the Klan
Ya outta join the Klan

And when we hunt Coons we feel happy
Outside
In the night covered in their blood
They can't hide
They can't hide
They can't hide

Hey y‘all, I'll tell ya something
Lost Confederate men
Well, get out the nooses
Ya outta join the Klan
Ya outta join the Klan
Ya outta join the Klan

Burnin’ Crosses, made a stand

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Susanna Viljanen - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Who said you cannot make fun out of painful spots of history? Fives.
Porfle Popnecker - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I remember that single. The flipside was "P.S. I Hate You."

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