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Song Parodies -> "I Want to Play Batman"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Want to Play Batman"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Oh, when Tim Burton needed
An actor with elan
I begged and I pleaded
I wanna play Batman
I wanna play Batman
I wanna play Batman

Now, one did it best
And I'm his biggest fan
If not Adam West
Then I should play Batman
Then I should play Batman
I wanna play Batman

And when George Clooney stepped into the
Bat guise
His rubber nipples made me scream
"Ow, my eyes, ow, my eyes, ow, my eyes"

Well, Keaton, was a lame-o
And Kilmer was a ham
It seems such a shame, oh
I didn't play Batman
I didn't play Batman
I wanna play Batman

And when George Clooney donned the Batsuit
In "four"
His skintight buttocks were as big
As Al Gore's, as Al Gore's, as Al Gore's

When Bale growls his Bat-lines
He's hard to understand
But you'd hear them just fine
If I had played Batman
If I had played Batman
I wanna play Batm-a-an
I wanna play Batmah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-an

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Glen S - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
GREAT JOB PORF! Very good sub for the title, and I think you touched on all the main incarnations of BATMAN in film, which was awesome given the length of the song. It gives me faith in your Batman.
Peter Andersson - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Batman rolls over your hand and the tongue kinda stiff (not a Robin gay joke, I swear!) but you made up for that with the rest - 555!
Porfle Popnecker - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks a Bat-load for the nice comments!
Michael Pacholek - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Tossing a five into your fountains of Wayne.
Rob Arndt - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
HOLY NO BS BATMAN!!! 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Very Manor-ly of you!
Rob Arndt - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle, this parody really made me laugh hard b/c back in the 1980s my friend Troy and I went to a theater and got there a little late. My friend was wearing a black shirt with a huge Batman symbol and said, "Holy no seating Batman!" to me. Some people next to us in the aisle laughed as the previews were on. And then Troy asked a guy midway down a row if he could move over one seat so we could sit. They guy said, "Riddle me this" while flipping Troy off. Next thing I know, Troy leans over the lady near the aisle and says "Excuse me" while he takes his large Coke and throws it at that guy!!! We got ejected from the theater but it was worth it.
Porfle Popnecker - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
That's entertainment!
Matthias - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm a HUGE Batman fan boy so of course I loved this one. I even did an entire huge Meat Loaf song about Batman (which you'll soon see) and if that doesn't prove my Batitude, Then I don't know what does. Holy Fives Batman!
Porfle Popnecker - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! Batman + Meat Loaf sounds like a winning combination!
Rob Arndt - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for inspriign me to write this as parody, but a really morbid Politicalli Incorrect one!!! You are the best Porfle :)
Porfle Popnecker - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I can't argue with that!

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