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Song Parodies -> "She Rules"

Original Song Title:

"Yer Blues"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"She Rules"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another one of my Blonde Valkyrie Werwolf tales. She was trapped in the Soviet Zone in 1945 and killed Red Army soldiers mostly at night in the rubble until caught and executed. She used a Puma knife, rat poison, garroting wire, and the Gustloff VG submachine gun.
A defender of the Reich
A defender of the Reich
Surefooted, slow and steady
In this rubble I’m going to strike

A defender of the Reich
A defender of the Reich
Surefooted, slow and steady
In this rubble I’m going to strike

Firmly grip my Puma knife
Head pulled back, I slit a throat
On his own blood the Commie chokes
Blood spills on his overcoat
Defender of the Reich
Surefooted, slow and steady
In this rubble I’m going to strike

The Red Horde- it must die
I’m trapped inside its zone
I feel so homicidal
Berlin was and IS my home
Defender of the Reich
Surefooted, slow and steady
In this rubble I’m going to strike

Always crossing lines
At night, lose control
Feel so homicidal
Inside, want to kill them all
Werwolf high watching them die
Surefooted, slow and steady
In this rubble I’m going to strike

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Porfle Popnecker - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Another good Blondie song.
Rob Arndt - March 22, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm not sure many people here know that I am writing about a living person. i just have added a bit more to her story to write the parodies. I wish they would make a movie about her POV and fight. The movie "A Woman in Berlin" is horryifying as the Red Horde raped 2 million German women in revenge for the Germans killing 30 million of them! What is little-known is that the Americans, British, and french also raped German women on a smaller scale in their advance... even nuns!!!

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