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Song Parodies -> "Help! (Love-lost Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Help! (Love-lost Version)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Help, I need a Honey!
Help, With a knock-out body!
Help, I really need a Blonde, help!

Got this hunger for (Someone younger than) someone younger than my age
(I never pleaded) I never pleaded for any p***y in my day
(Now) But now my youth is gone (My youth is gone), I know that I am bored
(I need to find) Need to find a Blonde this time, with her I'll know I've scored

Help, I am a man, I feel let down
Yes, I partied in my youth and slept around
Now I’m lost and need to be found
Need a sweet, sweet Honey

(How) Oh, how did my love life end-up in such a way?
(My confidence) My confidence has been lost over the decades
(But) But even now (Even now I keep) I keep wanting her more and more
(I know that I) I know that I just need to love, stop f**king dirty whores!

Help, I am a man, I feel let down
Yes, I partied in my youth and slept around
Now I’m lost and need to be found
Need a sweet, sweet Honey

Got this hunger for someone younger than my age
I never pleaded for any p***y in my day
(Now) But now my youth is gone (My youth is gone), I know that I am bored
(I need to find) Need to find a Blonde this time, with her I'll know I've scored

Help, I am a man, I feel let down
Yes, I partied in my youth and slept around
Now I’m lost and need to be found
Need a sweet, sweet Honey, sweet Honey, sweet Honey, Oh-yeah!!!

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Peter Andersson - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
I think it was Rodney Dangerfield who said that he had reached the age where he needed two girls, so that if he fell asleep they would have someone to talk to...
Rob Arndt - March 05, 2012 - Report this comment
I apologize to anyone who got offended to 1-bomb me!!! I consider this one of my silly parodies b/c most of my material comes from serious current events, social issues, war, and technology.

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