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Song Parodies -> "A Dude"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Dude"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

A dude
That's what I got
When I thought I had scored a winner
A member not of the opposite sex
But who inspects, before the dinner

A dude
Not lass, but lad
What I had in my arms while petting
Your gender I had no reason to doubt
Wish I'd found out, before the wedding

And any time I'm in the mood, a dude's not good
I'd rather embrace a back less hairy
And now they know, my friends are cruel
They laugh and drool
To find that my wife's real name is Gary

Na na na, na na, na na na na

A dude
Under the gown
As I found out when we first made it
A member that certainly wasn't mine
I was to find, when it inflated

So please come out before you're in
A dude's no-win
I'm waiting for someone without gonads
Just so you know, it's not just you
A dude, won't do
It's hard to have kids when we are both dads

Na na na, na na, na na na na

A dude
Is what I had
Now I'm sad and a trifle harried
Pretending to be a Barbie, and then
Found it's a Ken to whom I'm married

Married, married, married, married (you faked it, dude) yeahhh

Na na na na na na na
Na na na na, a dude (etc.)

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Callmelennie - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Women have gonads, Porf. They just keep them tucked neatly inside their bodies ;D
Peter Andersson - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
That's what happens when you become a successful parody writer Porf, gold diggers of both genders start flocking... or so I've heard, me I'm still waiting for the first one of any kind to come... ;-)
Glen S - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh No. You should have inspected first. Very funny Porf. Good luck adopting
Patrick - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Sounds like that story of the Frenchman who married the Chinese dude. Even had a son together, or so the Frenchman thought. Funny song, reminder to look before you leap.
Patrick - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Really liked the line "Pretending to be a Barbie, but then, found out it's a Ken".
Porfle Popnecker - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments! I got a good laugh out of them.
Rob Arndt - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Let's get this _straight- a shemale parody??? 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, more or less. Thanks!
Puto - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Made me laugh! 5s
Porfle Popnecker - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
That's music to my ears!
Wild Side Walker - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah! Yeah! Dude looks a lady! She said her name was Lola. L-O-L-A, Lola.
Porfle Popnecker - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Something, something, cherry cola.
Dave W. - February 19, 2012 - Report this comment
For better or for worse ....should always get a final inspection first, before takin' her home though.....na na na na ..no dudes
Porfle Popnecker - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Good advice.
Rebekah Dub - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
This parody put a smile to my face and got some laughs out of me... which I especially need, considering what I'm going through right now (which I won't broadcast on AIR). 5's.
Porfle Popnecker - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! Hope you get through whatever it is okay.
Rebekah Dub - February 21, 2012 - Report this comment
You're welcome! I'm feeling a little better today. In fact, feeling good enough to submit a parody through. (That and I actually had some ideas.)
Porfle Popnecker - February 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Glad to hear it.
Rebekah Dub - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
=)
Christie Marie M - March 03, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) This definitely fits into the "embarrassment" catagory! :) Wow, not only embarrassing, but scary...to find out that the "wife" turned out to be a "dude!" Sounds like something out of a Jerry Springer episode. Looks can be deceiving that most women I see (in such shows like Maury or Springer) look feminine but turns out to be men (who had professional sex change). This definitely relates to Abbott's previous parody "I'm A Guy", as you've mentioned. Well, here's 555's for this embarrassing, but transexually comedic satire, dude!! :)
Porfle Popnecker - March 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Many thanks!
Matthias - March 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Yikes! That would be really scary! How could you not know that this girl was actually a dude! Must be one feminine guy! Maybe it's actually Adam Lambert lol Really embarrassing situation here!
Porfle Popnecker - March 07, 2012 - Report this comment
It's the old cryin' game.
bobpiecheese - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Hmmm, androgynous antics in Ages of Amiright? Alliteration is awesome! Anyway, great parody especially given what little the OS gives you (that's Beatles for ya), 555!
Porfle Popnecker - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Stupid Beatles! (Thanks!)
Wild Side Walker - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
There's a rumor that Lady Gaga has a rare genetic (XXY?) condition where she was born with feminine organs - and masculine too! That's right - rumor says she has a sex pistol too. Of course this could complement her claims of bisexuality. Maybe it's a gimmick. Anybody else hear this rumor?
Arwen - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...LOL!!! This is perfection...love it!!! Favorite Line:

To find that my wife's real name is Gary
Porfle Popnecker - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
WSW--I think I've heard that rumor. It does conjure up a strange mental image or two. Arwen--thanks for the nice comment!
Abbott Skelding - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Wow this is very similar to my N'SYNC parody, but yours is significantly better!! Excellent job spoofing a classic!
Blaydeman - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) Dude, bummer your chick's a dude... LOL! So funny!
Porfle Popnecker - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys! AS, not so sure I agree on it being better, but we were definitely listening to the same muse!

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