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Song Parodies -> "When I'm 204"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm 64"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"When I'm 204"

Parody Written by:

Linda Koski

The Lyrics

No comment at all.
When we get larger like we can do,
as we gain in years,
Who's the funny person who designs the clothes?
If I find them, we'll come to blows!

Out shopping until a quarter to three
Can't take anymore -
Why do you clothe me as if you loathe me,
When I'm 204?

oo oo oo oo oo oo oo oooo
You'll get larger too, (ah ah ah ah ah)
And if I have my way,
I'll see them on you!

There on the t-shirt, it's Micky Mouse
Or two great big lips.
Here's another of my very special gripes -
Horizontal green and red stripes.

Going out shopping, looking for clothes,
It's an awful chore.
Why do you clothe me as if you loathe me,
When I'm 204?

Every summer I can't find a nice shirt that will fit me right - they are way too loud -
I'm not liking that.
They say to everyone
Look at me, I'm fat!

Gigantic flowers, kittens and bows,
That's what's in my size.
Making me look ugly seems to be your goal -
These shirts need a volume control!

Give me your answer, telling me why
Truly I implore -
Why do you clothe me as if you loathe me,
When I'm 204?

©2012 By Linda Koski

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Old Man Ribber - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Linda - Oh to see 204 again! I haven't been around too much lately, but I've been liking your parodies a lot. ;D
AFW - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Exquisite that line, shirts need a volume control...
Porfle Popnecker - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I'd kill to be 204 again! This is a wonderful parody.
Callmelennie - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I just came back from the gym and I weighed 203.2. So I guess I wouldn't have to kill to get to 204; just have to pig out on something that's already beeen slaughtered for me
Linda Koski - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Okay, okay. 204 may be underestimating it for me a tad. But it flows better than the truth. Thanks guys. I especially appreciate praise from AFW - the author of one of the funniest lines ever - "I invent new dance routines for Fred Astaire" HAHA Still making my way through the archives...
WarrenB - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice! I've heard this complaint often while shopping. The fashion world is still fixated on twigs and walking paper clips. Enjoyed this a lot.

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