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Song Parodies -> "Pick-Up Lines"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Honey Pie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Pick-Up Lines"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

If you're going out and wanting to pick up someone... well, here's what NOT to do.
[“Hello! I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”]

Pick-up lines
Pick-up lines

[“Was your dad a baker? ‘Cause you got a nice set of buns.”]

In decline
In decline

[“Uh… I lost my number. Can I borrow yours?”]

Use those lines
Use those lines

I’ll decline
I’ll decline

So don’t use pick-up lines

Credit for the pick-up lines used in this parody goes to this pick-up line collection: Pick-Up Lines - The Best & Biggest Collection Online.

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Rob Arndt - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
"Forget the 5s baby, cuz you're a 10!!!" Seriously though-555! I never used PU lines on women b/c they were so fake. Intimate eye contact and body language, gestures worked better for me... or the direct approach (sometimes). I had roomies and friends that used the lamest PU lines but this one Hispanic guy who thought he was all that back when got it good when we were in a car crusin' downtown. My friend leans out the window and yells at a passign babe, "Hey baby, can I walk with you?" To which she replied, "$75!" She was a whore! And in the mall he once asked a babe, "Wanna join me in a love tub?" To which she replied, "Beat it, pond scum!" I really enjoyed watching him go down in flames :)
Rebekah Dub - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
That pick-up line was funny. =) I've read some funny pick-up lines, but I'm not one for using them myself. I'll usually approach with a "hi" and/or offer a compliment (but only if the compliment is a genuine one). But, as I'm kind of shy at first (and around people I like), it's easier for me to let an interested guy approach ME first.

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