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Song Parodies -> "See Kudzu"

Original Song Title:

"She Loves You"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"See Kudzu"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

See kudzu, yeah, yeah, yeah
See kudzu, yeah, yeah, yeah
See kudzu, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I almost lost my lunch
When she cooked for me today
She ladeled out a bunch
And I was inclined to say

That I see kudzu
In this creepy vegan hash
I see kudzu
And I break out in a rash

She said it's good for me
Organically refined
But I said, can't you see
I practically go blind

When I see kudzu
As an element of food
I see kudzu
And it warps my attitude

Whooo

See kudzu, yeah, yeah, yeah
See kudzu, yeah, yeah, yeah

Even though low-fat, I bloat up like a bag

She started to boo-hoo
And said I didn't care
So, while turning blue
I choked down what was there

And ate my kudzu
Down to every rancid bite
This kudzu's
Culinary kryptonite

Whooo

See kudzu, yeah, yeah, yeah
See kudzu, yeah, yeah, yeah

Even though low-fat, I bloat up like a bag
If I was a cat, upon her clothes I'd gag
But this girl's all that, and I'd adore...a shag

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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Callmelennie - January 19, 2012 - Report this comment
All I can say, Porf, is that I would never have been able to "See Kudzu" in "She Loves You"
Porfle Popnecker - January 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm not even sure where that came from myself.
Rob Arndt - January 19, 2012 - Report this comment
555!!! Porfle, you come up with some strange things, but I like :)
John Barry - January 19, 2012 - Report this comment
I guess you were chewing your Kudzu.
Porfle Popnecker - January 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys!
Linda Koski - January 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Bravo! *Applauds* I'm so old I don't know most of the songs being parodied. But I do vaguely remember the Beatles. :)
Porfle Popnecker - January 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! I have the same problem since, except for the occasional exception, I pretty much stopped caring about current music sometime in the 90s.

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