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Song Parodies -> "Don't Try This ANYWHERE!!!"

Original Song Title:

"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"

Original Performer:

the Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Try This ANYWHERE!!!"

Parody Written by:

hec

The Lyrics

One night I heard somebody doing Tim Allen's "power grunt" to "Ob-La Di" and it gave me a scary idea: what if the MythBusters did a guest shot on "Home Improvement"? Yes, I KNOW the two shows didn't run concurrently; and yes, I know Frank Doyle is a guest expert and not a regular MB cast member; work with me here, people, it's artistic license!
1] M5 pays a visit to the ToolTime set:
Al says "I see Buster isn't here-
But I guess you've seen our show and I can bet
That if you need a dummy, Tim will volunteer."

R} Oh my ears, oh my eyes, oh my God NO!-
Dude, is my other brow gone?
Oh my ears, oh my eyes, oh my God NO!-
Dude, is my other brow gone?

2] Tim is told, "You know what a disclaimer is:
Are you suicidal or berserk?"
"Back the wrecker up!", he growls; "it only says
'Don't try this stuff at home'- you'll notice I'm at WORK."

R} Oh my ears, oh my eyes, oh my God NO!-
Dude, is my other brow gone?
Oh my ears, oh my eyes, oh my God NO!-
Dude, is my other brow gone?

B} In the blink of an eye Tim has wrecked your home sweet home;
Do you really believe you can trust the guy who blacked out the SilverDome?!?
"Tool Time Power Grunt": UNGH-UNGH-UNGH-UNGH...

3] Adam wheels the rocket to its launching place,
Tim insists he wants to lend a hand.
"STOP!", yells Frank - but VOOM! and Tim's launched into space,
With Grant & Heidi taking bets on where he'll land.

R} Oh my ears, oh my eyes, oh my God NO!-
Dude, is my other brow gone?
Oh my ears, oh my eyes, oh my God NO!-
Dude, is my other brow gone?

B} In the blink of an eye he'll have wrecked your home sweet home;
Do you really believe you can trust the guy who blacked out the SilverDome?!?
["Tool Time Power Grunt": UNGH-UNGH-UNGH-UNGH, UNGH-UNGH-UNGH-UNGH...

4] That was - oh, it must be sev'ral years ago:
Lawyers closed the loophole out of hand;
Tim still makes an orbit ev'ry week or so,
And even Wilson can't say where he's gonna land.

[repeat refrain until out of breath or incapacitated by 5-tambourine pileup]

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Porfle Popnecker - January 13, 2012 - Report this comment
"More power" to you!
RYV - January 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Recently on Mythbusters, a cannonball went through a house by accident. Could be Tim Taylor is collaborating after all.

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