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Song Parodies -> "Pitty the Petty People"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Pitty the Petty People"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Don’t sweat the petty stuff.
Pet the Sweaty stuff!

Oh, pitty all the petty people
Oh, pitty all the petty people

Montana Ronnie answers the call in a mood that could deep freeze a stone
She gives bad phone
Works in a coma, grinding her teeth she keeps in a glass after hours
Boy is she sour!

Aaron Angeruled, abducts the keys to a pick-up that only he can drive
He acts deprived
Why is he cursing, pulling his crap just to spite those he rabidly abhors
Boy is he sore!

All the petty people, where do they all get off?
All the petty people, how long can they go on?

Montana Ronnie died at her work it was discovered she abused crank
Call it a prank
Aaron Angeruled’s covered by dirt in his coffin he’s sporting a tux
Hit by a truck

All the petty people, where do the all get off?
(Oh, pitty all the petty people)
All the petty people, how long can they go on?
(Oh, pitty all the petty people)

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