-> "A Little Kelp For the Bends"
Original Song Title:
"A Little Help From My Friends"
Parody Song Title:
"A Little Kelp For the Bends"
The Lyrics
What would you think if I dived really deep
And I came up too fast to survive
Out of the water I'd suddenly leap
Would it shock you to find me alive
No, I get by with a little kelp for the bends
Mmm, I get high on a little kelp for the bends
Yes, I'm gonna fry up a little kelp for the bends
What do I do with a shortage of kelp
(Does it worry you when there is none)
How do I breathe when it's not there to help
(Do you suffocate when diving's done)
No, I get by with a little kelp for the bends
Mmm, I get dry with a little kelp for the bends
Yes, I'm gonna spy on a little kelp for the bends
(Do you breathe underwater?)
I just breathe better, I'm told
(Can you freeze underwater?)
If it's incredibly cold
(Would you refuse to eat kelp at first sight?)
No, I'm certain any kelp would be just fine
(How do you choose the right wine, red or white?)
I prefer a Chateau '59
Oh, I get by with a little kelp for the bends
Mmm, I get spry with a little kelp for the bends
Yes, I'm gonna fly with a little kelp for the bends
(Do you breathe any better?)
I breathe much better, you bet
(Is beneath any wetter?)
Beneath the water is wet
Oh, I get by with a little kelp for the bends
Mmm, I get high on a little kelp for the bends
Oh, I'm gonna fry up a little kelp for the bends
Yes, I get by with a little kelp for the bends
With a little kelp for the beeennnds
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 11 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 11 | |
| 11 | |
| 11 | |
|