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Song Parodies -> "Processed Foods"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Processed Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

We all have been accustomed to buying processed food which have unhealthy levels of trans-fats, saturated fats, high sodium, and high sugar. Not all processed foods are bad as technically milk is processed too but in a good way. But processed meats and other foods can cause bad cholesterol levels and may even lead to various cancers in the stomach and colon. Whole foods and organics are better. I eat whatever I want, so this parody is not preachy, just informative ;-)
Yuck, processed foods
Are no good for you
Organic is good
So leave processed foods
No processed foods

Yuck, processed foods
Are no good for you
Organic is good
So leave processed foods
No processed foods

Trans-fats, oh yuck!
High sugar too!
Sat-fats, oh yuck!
High sodium too!

Yuck, processed foods
Are no good for you
Organic is good
So leave processed foods
No processed foods

Yuck, processed foods
Are no good for you
Organic is good
So leave processed foods
No processed foods
Not good for you
Can cause cancer too!


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Porfle Popnecker - November 23, 2011 - Report this comment
As Homer Simpson would say: "Mmm...processed foods (drool)"
Rob Arndt - November 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Porfle... I am trying out some of your silly food topics and used Max Power's OS from yesterday. It is such a simplistic song that I wondered WHY anyone would get bombed for it? There's not a lot oyu can do with it except alter the 4x chorus. I stuck to tje original style of repeating it...

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