-> "Gloria Allred"
Original Song Title:
"I Am the Walrus"
Parody Song Title:
"Gloria Allred"
The Lyrics
I am me and you aren't me but we are we and do you need a lawyer
See how they run like bugs in the sun
See how they lie
I'm stylin'
Standing on the corner
Waiting for the am-bu-lance
Sasha Baron Cohen
Imitating Borat
Fooled the etiquette consultant into being lewd
They are the long green
I am the red queen
Gloria Allred
Sue-sue, sue you
Camping, vamping, campfire stamping
Sexist little Boy Scouts in a row
Mean little churls, excluding all the girls, see how they fall
I'm stylin'
I'm sty-lin', I'm stylin'
I'm sty-lin'
Look at Michael Jackson
Hangin' babies out to dry
Stupid Aaron Spelling
Firing Hunter Tylo
Don't he understand that actresses get pregnant, too
They are the long green
I am the red queen
Gloria Allred
Sue-sue, sue you
Sitting in a crowded courtroom waiting for the judge
If the judge don't come we'll plead our case to
Nancy Grace on Court TV
They are the long green
I am the red queen
Gloria Allred
Sue-sue, sue you, sue-sue suin' you
Experts, sexperts, testifying
Just don't think they testify for you
Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, ha ha ha
See how they ply, with hands to the sky
See how they cry
I'm stylin'
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Hidin' in his ivory tower
Takin' on the Sav-On
Stupid petty drugstore
Sellin' role-specific toys to brainwash girls and boys
They are the long green
I am the red queen
Gloria Allred
Sue-suin' you, sue-sue suin' you
Sue-sue, sue-suin', sue-sue sue-suin' you
Moolah, moolah, stick it in my coolah
Got some, got some, ev'rybody's got some
Moolah, moolah, stick it in my coolah
Got some, got some, ev'rybody's got some
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