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Song Parodies -> "Now I Can Chew"

Original Song Title:

"From Me to You"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Now I Can Chew"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Well, I finally got my teeth
From the dentist, yeah, he came through
And all I see, I can wolf it on down
With teeth, now I can chew

I'll eat anything with these teeth
May be false, but oh, so true
And all I see, I can wolf it on down
With teeth, now I can chew

I've got gleaming ivory choppers
That work from dusk till morn
I can chew a juicy T-bone
And gnaw an ear of corn, whoo

Once again I'm a carnivore
Now my baby food days are through
And all I see, I can wolf it on down
With teeth, now I can chew

Any dish is on my menu
Not limited to greens
I can process anything through
My oral guillotines, whoo

If there's any food that I want
That could formerly cluck or moo
Now all I see, I can wolf it on down
With teeth, now I can chew
Can chew, can chew
Ya ya yum, ya ya yum-yum, yeah

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Rob Arndt - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle, you really should write for Mad Magazine!!!
Porfle Popnecker - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment
That's what I keep trying to tell them.

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