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Song Parodies -> "Don't Make Me Fly"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Pass Me By"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Make Me Fly"

Parody Written by:

Mari Aranoff

The Lyrics

Waiting on the runway
Sitting on the plane
Waiting on the runway
Wishing for a train
Putting on the seat belt
Having my tenth beer
The door's closing
Does it mean I can't run right out of here?

Listen for the pilot
He says we'll be fine
Feel the plane a' movin'
Think I've crossed the line
Why did you talk me into this
You are such a swine
We have lift-off
Does it mean I can't jump right out of here?

Don't make me fly
Don't go too high
Don't leave the ground
For it's just too hard
When you come down
You know it's more than just a hunch
That I will lose my lunch
Don't make me fly, don't wanna die

Trying to be calm now
And it makes no sense
Thinking 'bout a plane crash
In this turbulence
They said that we would be late
But to have no fear
That it's all right, they've done this before
Without the landing gear

Don't make me fly
Don't go too high
Don't leave the ground
For it's just too hard
When you come down
You know it's more than just a hunch
That I will lose my lunch
Don't make me fly, don't wanna die
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Rick D - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
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