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Song Parodies -> "A Day in the World's Worst Diner"

Original Song Title:

"A Day in the Life"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Day in the World's Worst Diner"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I had the fish today, oh boy
It tasted like it had been doused with Raid
And since the sauce was rather bad
Well, I just had to gag
And pook up in a bag

I threw my guts out in a bar
I didn't notice that the steak had mange
A crowd of drunkards stood and stared
They'd seen that face before
Everyone was pretty sure that I was from the dump next door

I had the stew today, oh boy
A single bite and I could stand no more
A crowd of waiters turned away
But I just had to hurl
On a little girl

I'd love a

Threw up, my garlic bread
Like a Pez dispenser head

Found my way outside to grab a breath
Felt like death, and noticed I was green

Looking like, a total dork
I was paging Ralph O'Rourke

Staggered back inside, began to choke
The manager spoke, so I kicked him in the balls


I had the shrimp today, oh boy
I had to drown it with some Worcestershire
And though the chunks were rather small
I had to barf them all
Now my stomach knows just how it feels to be a basketball

I'd love to kill...the...chef...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Patrick - August 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Another improvement on the original lyrics. We welcome a new genius to AIR. I would NOT want to watch a video of this one.
Patrick - August 23, 2011 - Report this comment
I don't leave numerical votes. Those were from someone else who also liked the song, but just did not leave a comment. Just in case you see my name in the comments section, I wanted you to know.
Porfle Popnecker - September 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Belated thanks for your comments, Patrick!
Glen S - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Poor you, and that poor manager. Good job getting worcestershire in there, Porfle.
Porfle Popnecker - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, I was glad to be able to come up with that one!
Dr Giorgio Coniglio - June 26, 2016 - Report this comment
Like above commenters said... Entertaining.
Porfle Popnecker - June 27, 2016 - Report this comment

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