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Song Parodies -> "Hey Food"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Food"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Okay, this took like 2 HOURS to make so hopefully you're reading this. It's pretty weird and goes off topic, but that's kinda how I am and it was hard to find rhymes.
Hey, food,
You look so bad,
Take some bad fruit,
And throw it out

Put lettuce on your tacos,
Then you can go,
And put on hot sauce

Hey, food,
I am afraid,
To eat you,
There's mold all over you

BLT's have tomatoes,
And also,
Lettuce and bacon

And every time I eat a steak, hey, food, stomachache,
Don't give me no steak or else, I'll vomit,
And, well, y'know, that won't be good, like if you're hit, with wood,
Or maybe get hit, by a, huge comet

La, la, la,
La, la,
La, la,
La, la

Hey, food,
You'll get me sick,
I won't eat you,
No I won't eat you

You're on the food pyramid,
Junk food, I'll get rid,
Of you, you're unhealthy

Don't hurt me or I'm done with you, hey, food, for good,
I won't eat you again if you hurt me,
And if I flirt with a hot lady, hey, food, don't betray me,
Don't make me make disturbimg sounds

La, la, la,
La, la,
La, la,
La, la, yeah!

Hey, food,
I'm almost done,
After hours,
This song is almost done

Kids just stay in school,
Eating bad food ain't cool,
Don't eat too much butter,
Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, OH!

[Many la's]

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Yellow Submarine Pilot - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I heard a parody of this song on Sesame Street and it has the same title. Also the "Beetles" band did "Letter B" to parody "Let It Be".

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