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Song Parodies -> "Gaines Burger Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Norwegian Wood"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Gaines Burger Meat"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I once bit a dog
Or should I say, he once bit me
He showed me his bowl
Oh what a treat, Gaines Burger meat

He staked out my yard and strategically pooped everywhere
The land mines I stepped in were worse since my feet were quite bare

I sat on the porch
Rubbing my seat, washing my feet
He barked at a cat
And then he ate, my welcome mat

I told him that pets weren't allowed here and shooed him away
He whizzed on my roses until they were soggy and gray

Now, he's not around
I must admit, I called the pound
So I ate his food
Oh what a treat, Gaines Burger meat.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Puto - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Made me laugh - 5s
GLEN S - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Very funny lines, Porfle. good use of a song with very sparse lyrics. 'Strategically Pooped' is probably my favorite from this song.
Porfle Popnecker - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
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