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Song Parodies -> "AFLAC"

Original Song Title:

"Get Back"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"AFLAC"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Gilbert Gottfried really put his foot in his mouth
Bout the people in Japan
Trying to make fun, but his career has gone south
As well as his insurance plan

AFLAC, AFLAC
AFLAC says you are a big schmuck
AFLAC, AFLAC,
AFLAC say your duck has been plucked
Your sacked Gilbert. Go Home
AFLAC, AFLAC
The flack you made was obscene
AFLAC, AFLAC
Made your life a tsunami
Your sacked Gilbert

You had the golden duck till you laid that big egg
When you put in your two cents
Try to get another easy gig if you can
You and rapper 50 Cent


AFLAC, AFLAC
AFLAC says you are a big schmuck
AFLAC, AFLAC,
AFLAC say your duck has been plucked
Your sacked Gilbert. Go Home
AFLAC, AFLAC
The flack you made was obscene
AFLAC, AFLAC
You're the next Charlie Sheen
Your sacked Gilbert

Japan is waiting for you
When you come to tour
With an AFLAC attack
Go on over Gilbert

AFLAC, AFLAC,
AFLAC says you're a big schmuck
AFLAC, AFLAC,
AFLAC says good riddance, your fucked

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Old Man Ribber - March 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Demo Dan - In the words of Gilbert's own omnipresent tag line..."Son Of A B*tch!!!" Great job, The moral of the story is "Never bite the hand that feeds you bread crumbs.". ;D
Michael Pacholek - March 17, 2011 - Report this comment
I never liked Gilbert Gottfried, and I'm glad he's gone. Now that he's gotten hurt and is missing work, I wonder if it hurts to miss work.
Old Man Ribber - March 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Michael - Nice comback. This is a philosophical question worthy of the Marharishi Mahesh "Yogi"! ;D
WarrenB - March 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Social media will make everyone infamous for at least 15 minutes. And never was a Gilbert fan. Dilbert, yes. Gilbert, no.
Dan Creeden - March 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks O.M.R., Michael P. and Warren B. Maybe Gilbert can open for Charlie Sheen on tour...

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