Song Parodies -> "KELP!"

Original Song Title:

"HELP!"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"KELP!"

Parody Written by:

Simon Beck

The Lyrics

A song about dieting and health food...

KELP! I need some yoghurt!
KELP! Not just any yoghurt!
KELP! You know I need some health... FOO-OO-OOD!

When I was slimmer, so much slimmer than today
I never needed dieting in any kind of way
But now those days have gone I'm not trim any more.
Now I've put on so much weight
I can't get through the door!

KELP is what I need; I'm feeling dah-ah-ahn
And I do appreciate that lovely bra-a-an!
Nuts and beans are healthier than ha-a-am!
Won't you please,
Please, give
Me, give
Me some
He-e-ealth
FOOD!

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Patrick - February 09, 2011 - Report this comment

Maybe I could lose weight on this seaweed diet. But not when I keep putting butter on it and eating two pounds at a sitting.

Old Man Ribber - February 09, 2011 - Report this comment

Simon - As Bachrach and David once wrote - "What's it all about, Algae?". How about some 5s? Just kelp yourself...we're all "fronds" here. (Funny job here.) ;D

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