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Song Parodies -> "Dr. Ozzy"

Original Song Title:

"Dr. Robert"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dr. Ozzy"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Does anybody else read Ozzy Osbourne's Medical Advice column in Rolling Stone......?

Found him in my Rolling Stone, Dr. Ozzy
The guy who’s taken every pill known, Dr. Ozzy

Dr. Ozzy, A medical guru
Now giving advice to you
An expert with drugs it’s true, Dr. Ozzy

Read his column if you sick in bed, Dr. Ozzy
He’ll prescribe you bite off a bat’s head , Dr. Ozzy

Dr. Ozzy, he’s Sharon Osbourne’s man
Who loves him like no other can
And when he speaks, she’s the only one who understands, Dr. Ozzy

Hell, Hell, Hell he looks a mess
Hell, Hell, Hell Prince of Darkness, Dr. Ozzy

He must be right, he started Black Sabbath, Dr. Ozzy
Though he looks like he always needs a bath, Dr. Ozzy

Dr. Ozzy, a legendary guy
Who may out live us all and know why
He’s a walking jar of formaldehyde, Dr. Ozzy

Hell, Hell, Hell he looks a mess
Hell, Hell, Hell Prince of Darkness, Dr. Ozzy

Pick up the latest copy if you can, Dr. Ozzy
The one and only Iron Man, Dr. Ozzy
Dr. Ozzy!
Dr. Ozzy!

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Old Man Ribber - January 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Dan - You're mixing Dr. Mehmet Oz with Ozzy Osbourne and the results are lethal...lethally funny! Cool work! ;D

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