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Song Parodies -> "Scrambled Eggs"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Scrambled Eggs"

Parody Written by:

Mack the Knife and Satchmo

The Lyrics

This is what the original name to "Yesterday" was. As the story goes Paul came up with the melody to it in his sleep. He did kno what to call it, so it was in the morning so he called it "Scrambled Eggs"Enjoy! :-)
Scrambled Eggs,
they taste good with Tabasco, or nothing.
I'll could eat a dozen for breakfast.
Oh, I do love those Scrambled Eggs.

Suddenly,
There is something that smells just like H2S,
Hydrogen Sulfide to be correct.
Oh Scrambled Eggs, give me stinky farts.

Why my, wife doesn't like them, I don't know why.
She said, 'Your farts do stink, cause of Scramble Eggs."

Scrambled Eggs,
You taste good with black pepper or onions.
Now I need to eat some more,
Oh, I do love those Scrambled Eggs.

Why, my wife doesn't like them, I don't know why.
She said, "Your farts do stink, cause of Scrambled Eggs."

Scrambled Eggs,
You taste good with black pepper or onions,
Now I need to eat some more,
Oh, I do love those Scrambled Eggs.

Mmm-mmm. Good! Mmm-mmm. Pass the Tabasco, please. Mmm-mmm. (Fart noise!) Excuse me!
Peace. "Dig man there goes Mack the Knife." - from the song "Mack the Knife."

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Chris Bodily TM - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Damn! You beat me to it! lol Great job, dude!
Adam Zen B - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I still prefer the original lyrics.
Static - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
i knew that it was the original title of that song, the only one i can play on piano
Anarchist Sk8er - October 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job dudes. I gotta hand it to ya Mack, "She Hates You" was good, "Kill So-damm" was great, "Shut Up Now" went in the crapper, but "Scrambled Eggs" is great. Peace :-P, Anarchist Sk8er.

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