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Phelps! I need you buddy!
Phelps! When your shoes are muddy
Phelps, just wrap a flag around them, Phelps!
Six thousand years ago on that Creation Day
I made a man named Adam, and I didn't make him gay
But nowadays the plans I had aren't going all that well
I need a prophet who will give the people Hell
Help me, Freddie, please, go act the clown
While I put another soldier in the ground
Hear his widow's mournful, wailing sound
IED's, you'll thank Me! (1)
I hate America, just like the Reverend Wright (1*)
Everyone but Fred Phelps is a filthy Sodomite
But now it seems that I've forgotten how to smite
Perhaps I'll send another plague of locusts in the night
Help me, Fred, my creatures are all bent
From the PFC's up to the President
Don't bother warning them they should repent (2)
Freddie, please, please help me!
The Court has heard your case and in a few more days (3)
Common sense and decency will vanish 'neath their gaze
Judges rarely side with me and I'll be so amazed
When they tell that Gyrene's dad he's gonna have to pay
Freddie, you've sure mastered all the tricks
Give the Stars and Stripes a few more kicks
Topeka's Zip Code starts with six six six (4)
Freddie, please, please Phelps Me, Phelps Me!
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