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Song Parodies -> "I Was Lost By Kindergarten"

Original Song Title:

"Octopus's Garden"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Was Lost By Kindergarten"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

these ABCs....complexities
i was lost my first grade
they let me head a-spin
i was lost by kindergarten...i'm afraid

though all my friends...advanced, you see
this kindergarten's...too much for me
so here i'll be...eternally
i was lost by first grade

its not the brave wave storm
all i did was shy away and misbehave
inside my head...thought process dead
i was lost by kindergarten...progress waived

i can't think....a dunce all round
not in the know...a clod, profound
what's wrong with me ?...why can't i see ?
i was lost by first grade

when in doubt...i flail about
its boring...its leisure that i crave
(some would say i was depraved)
there's no joy...where teachers are employed
growing....unhappy in my state
(crappy is my state)

i would be...more happy being free
no darn tell me what to do
just let me apathy
i was lost by kindergarten...its true
i was lost by kindergarten...its true
i was lost by kindergarten...its true

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 20

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AFW - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, Alvin...Welcome back, Man! where ya' been, to the moon? This is a terrific returning parody, both funny and sad...I'm sure many can relate...In my day, we never had kindergarten...right to the first grade..but I still recall the trauma and drama...So good to see your byline,'re one of the main spokes in this Amiright wheel
Belle - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
That was great! I have more time than you so where is mine? lol. Darn, you got your inspiration back before I did. I can kind of relate, but I had no kindergarten either. 1st grade was the same. 5's
Old Man Ribber - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Alvin lives! And this is a parody worthy of the occasion. ;D
Andria - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Alvin! Great job here, great to see you back, and kindergarten was hell for me, I got made fun of and got my face pushed into the sandbox a lot. :D 5s.
LilCatLicker - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, Mighty Duke oRoads, great to read your k-Garden, Sir !
Christie Marie M - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice to see you back, friend! :) We missed you lots! I had good and bad experiences in kindergarten...even preschool. I kept on crying about missing my parents and felt lonely. Great to see you on the boards again. Counting by 5's for this one!
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Revenge is back! I gave it 111.
2Eagle - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
I missed you! That is a great parody about kindergarten - such a waste of time in limbo. Let's hope there wil be no retirement homes for us.
Lee Lone - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Great to see the return of an Amiright legend! 5's. But what in the world is TSB's problem with Alvin Rodes all about?
alvin - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment
thanks AFW....been very busy at my new job....felt good to contribute....thanks belle...i'm sure you'll send in one soon....thanks OMR....yes...i andria...poor baby ! ....thanks LCL....appreciate it....thanks christie.....good to be back....thanks true....thanks're too kind
Mark Scotti - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Alllllllllllllvinnnnnnn!!!! Welcome back. And what a witty way to return, in classroom 555!!
alvin - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment
thanks mark....glad you enjoyed
Paul Robinson - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey alvin, just dropped by to look at one of someone else's old parodies and happened to see you had a recent post. This one is really clever. Maybe no "first grade", but certainly "first rate". 5's, of course ~ ~ ~
alvin - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment
thanks paul

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